Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Would you rather be a cookie ?

I would rather be a cookie than anything else because every guy can come around and pick your chocolate chips but only one can have the whole cookie.

1 comment:

WDHaverstock said...

Cookies are okay but I'd rather be a cracker because they can't destroy you. When they try to destroy you, they only create thousands of crumbs. There's more of you than ever. Of course, a cracker crumb will grow back into a full sized cracker if left in a breadbox for 3 weeks. This is the original reason whites were called "crackers". No matter what you did to them, it seemed like there were always more of them around, just like "crackers in the breadbox" (original expression).